do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
POST # 15,000
The secret to a good high five is to watch their elbow
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it